We must have an emergency meeting! We must go on strike! We must PROTEST! What has my diaper full you ask? I'll tell you! My pamper is exploding with rage over WORK! Ok, here's the deal, I know my daddy leaves during the day and comes home. I hear mommy and daddy mentioning work here and there. But I didn't get it. Mommy stays home with me. We go places, we play, we nap, and we eat. We do SO MUCH! I'd heard their not so subtle whispers of mommy going to this place called work. But I thought I was her work! I mean, she went there today! Oh! My! Formula! My babysitter was awesome. And I've had them before but only once or twice for as long as I had one today, and it's ALWAYS been grandma! WORK! UGHHH! Makes me need a Huggie! And I like my Pampers! Mommy was gone ALL. DAY. LONG!!! I had fun at my babysitters, but it just wasn't the same. There were no mommy snuggles and kisses whenever I wanted. My daddy picked me up and brought me home. And DO YOU KNOW WHAT? This makes me so SPIT UP MAD! Mommy wasn't home yet!!! I had to wait a whole hour for her to get home! Boy was I happy! I had the biggest grin on my face! And I gave my mommy so many kissies! I kissied her nose. I kissied her chin! I kissied her mouth! I kissied her nose some more! I even put kissy spit up her nose! Mommy and I laughed and laughed! But I digress. We must go on strike! We cannot have our parental subjects going to this place called WORK! So you know what I did? I decided I was tired. So, for one of the very few times in my life, I screamed! Yup! I screamed! I wailed! I cried! And I did it in my sleep too! My mommy felt soooooo horrible. Maybe now she won't go back to work. Ugh. Well, at least I got extra mommy snuggles tonight!
Sincerely,
Madison
Future Ruler Of The World In Training
P.S. Oh Spit Up! I heard rumblings that mommy has to go back to work tomorrow!
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