Good Evening Babies! Tonight's "Moment With Madison" meeting is now in session! What's on the table tonight you ask? Investments! Now, now, don't go dropping your bottles. Hear me out. We have to teach our parents how to invest properly! Don't go chocking on your mashed bananas because the concept scares you. It's a good thing. Our parental subjects MUST learn investment! They need to learn to invest in Excedrin. They need to learn to invest in ear plugs. They need to learn to invest in additional insulation as a sound barrier. Yes! Investing! How do we teach them this? We SQUEAL!!! And then we squeal some more! It's a beautiful tool we have in our onsies! My parents have learned about investments early! Mommy apparently bought stock in Excedrin! I squeal sooooooooo loud it hurts her ears! If she doesn't have a migraine, she does by the time I'm done! It's sooooo much fun! Now, when you squeal you want to hit the HIGHEST pitch you can manage! It gets you the most return on your parents investment! The more you squeal, the more Excedrin they take! Now, my parental subjects have not quite figured out the ear plug thing. And apparently, they can't add insulation because they do something called "renting". But, we have Excedrin down pat! Now, if you need an example of how to properly squeal, please watch my attached video. It's not my best work. I can actually get a lot louder and get a much higher pitch, but, well, I had a busy day that wore my orajel out! Anyways, grab your teething toys and listen up!
Sincerely,
Madison
Future Ruler of the World in Training
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