May 29, 2015 - Training your parents how to have quick reflexes.

Dear Fellow Babies and Future Rulers of the World Everywhere,

Madison here checking in. I know it's been a little bit since I posted but this momma of mine has made it difficult to sneak onto Facebook.

Anyways, I'm continuing my quest for world dominance. This week, I decided to give momma a run for her money and show her who's really in charge by choking on my spit up. Step 1: figure out how to simultaneously burp, spit up, and inhale all at the same time. Step 2: turn reddish purple and flail your arms while unable to cry or scream. Step 3: once your color has returned to normal, start spitting up a lot of clear bubbles, flail your arms and legs, and start turning red again every time you lay completely flat.

I tell you what, my momma can move quick! I'm not so sure I appreciated all the back thumping and nasal aspirating. But it was sure fun to scare the dirty diaper out of momma! I even had daddy on his toes! So it was a win/win for me. Heck, they were bowing down to me so much they took me to Valley Children's to make sure I was ok since I kept blowing bubbles and flailing my extremities. And when we got there, grandma even met us! Boy I was on a world dominance roll this morning!

The best part? Looking at my parental units like they were crazy while we were waiting for the doctor. To add icing to the cake? I even made sure to smile while getting my rectal temperature taken. And then I went to sleep.

Yup. I think I've figured out how to rule the world.

Sincerely,

Madison
Future Ruler of the World in Training

P.S. To have even more fun, I refused to go to sleep until 4am causing mommy to deem today as lazy stay in bed and sleep day!