Dear Babies Everywhere,
We. MUST! Fight. BACK! Daddy gave me peas last night because mommy told him to. I mean, like, YUCK! So, I gave daddy more grief than I did mommy when she first gave them to me. But I'm getting wiser. In a word, cerealnami! I grabbed that cereal bowl! I grabbed the spoon! I smeared my cereal EVERYwhere! Yup! That's right! I took control of my breakfast table! It's called payback! I don't care that I like cereal! But I had to do something to show mommy who's boss! I did such an excellent job I HAD to get a bath! I think I've won. I bet I don't have to have peas anymore!

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